Monday, January 4, 2016

Comics Stories: Fragments on Comics and 1986

One of my favorite scenes from Throw Momma From the Train is Owen's coin collection.

If you haven't seen it, here it is:




For those of you too lazy to watch, the scene is about Owen's (played by Danny Devito) coin collection, which amounts to just normal nickels, pennies and quarters. The coins are only worth their face value, however for Owen, they are full of value because they are change that his father allowed him to keep  (from a concert, the circus, etc). Memories can do that to ya. Suddenly a piece of paper with a doodle becomes a treasure.  

I got my first comic sometime in 1984-85.

There had been a few comics around the house, some Whitman Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig and some old Smurfs (Marvels, actually). I still have many of them and they were published in 1982 and possibly my sister's when they were first purchased. However, there were no real super-hero comics around the house. I did have an awesome Spider-Man shirt (I know I have a picture somewhere of me in it around the house) and I loved all super hero cartoons (well, pretty much all cartoons, really). 

For years I had remembered  Marvel Tales #185 as the first comic I ever bought.


I was with my Mom at Walgreen's and she told me to go pick out a comic to buy.  It all felt special because the way I remember it, my mom just never bought me anything when she went out shopping - candy, toys, whatever. I don't think that's actually true, but you can't shake that feeling of "that's not fair!" impression out the brain.

I remember being really impressed with the cover and finding the Lizard really creepy. 

I loved the issue. Spidey has to fight the Lizard with one arm and ends up winning by tricking him into a refrigerated train car, which weakens the Lizard (being that the cold would weaken the cold-blooded reptile).  I was a little confused as I was aware sometimes Spider-Man wore a black suit and sometimes the red and blue. I also found all the 60's references perplexing but I figured that's just how Spider-Man was. I had no idea it had been published in the 1960's.  This particular story was so powerful and well done.

It drew me in and I was hooked on comics since then. 

However, recently I discovered that my old childhood memories were faulty. 

That's because that comic (Marvel Tales #185) was published in 1986, which would place me in the 4th grade and I know I was into comics before that!

I have a specific memory of  hiding Peter Parker #104 in my desk and showing it to my best buddy, Matt in the 3rd grade. This memory is so specific, it's hard to doubt.

The cover (and the internet) states it was published in  July 1985 date but that typically meant the issue was on the newsstands for months before July. The weird cover dates on Marvel comics was a thing until the early 90's. So, I'm not really sure what my "first comic" was but whatever it was, it was good enough to get me to keep buying more!



I do have a theory as to how my memory was so muddled. I used to beg my mom for these three-packs for comics at my local Winn's. If you unfamiliar with Winn's it was a five-and-dime store. Think of it as mini-Wal-mart without clothing, kinda like a Big Lots but without furniture or Hobby Lobby without all the crafts or home deco but they had yarn. I remember lots of yarn and a kick-ass toy section. Oh, and they had ICEE's!!!

So, basically, kid utopia.

This was the same store where I first spied and lusted after the Ultra Magnus Transformer that was located on the top shelf. I begged my mom for months for that toy and finally got it on my birthday (which was probably my 9th birthday, in, you guessed it, 1986!)

Anyway, Winn's had these 3 packs of Marvel Comics that I would get from time-to-time but for whatever reason, I must have forgotten them and in my head, my love affair with comics really started with that Marvel Tales comic. I loved the three packs because you could never see the third issue, so you were getting one surprise every time!

Another great comic that I love is Spider-Ham # 6 (also, in 1986 ) Again, this one was bought at the same Walgreen's as Marvel Tales #185.  I don't quite remember if it was purchased at night but I remember it in the car with me as my parents took us took my sister and I driving around to look at Christmas lights. After we got home, I took the comic and read it under the colorful lights of our Christmas tree. I remember feeling safe, warm and cozy. It's one of my most favorite childhood memories.

I am as anti-gun as they come nowadays but this is still one of my favorite covers of any comic I own.

Another great memory that also comes from...you guessed it, 1986. This time, a non-Spider comic and one of my only Archie comics in my whole collection.


I was visiting my grandmother (who lived out of town) and she took me shopping with her. I can't remember if my sister was with me or if we were by ourselves. She took me downtown, where we looked at the river that runs through her small town from the top of the bridge and we walked down to an actual old soda shop. My grandma treated me to a shake and a comic as well!  The comic rack only had Archie's, which I found odd, but a comic is a comic. That old soda shop was fantastic and I wonder if it's still standing but I doubt it. More than any detail, I remember the feeling of that day with my grandma and walking into that soda shop. Again, another safe, special, childhood memory.

There might be more comic memories so, if they hit me, they will eventually wind up here. In the meantime, stay warm amigos!

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Pic Dump: Emergency Edition

My PC may be failing (as it did last year at the exact same time). I backed up everything I could think of...hopefully, I got it all.

While reviewing my files, I noticed it was time for a Pic Dump. Some goodies and some serious ones, enjoy. Or don't, man, I don't care either way. Sheesh, these great images from my internet surfing was culled just for you the least you could do is enjoy it.









Wow.



The Greatest Star Wars GIF in the History of the Internet:



Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Weezer Deluxe Albums: Part I: The Blue Album

This is not a post about the official Weezer "Blue Album" deluxe album.

Both the Blue and Pinkerton deluxe albums are a "must-have" for any hardcore Weezer fan (especially for new fans who just getting into Weezer).  Both albums are in many ways "The Best of Weezer".  If you were trying to preserve two albums of Weezer for the future, it would be those official deluxe albums.

However, as with any Weezer post-2000 release the track list leaves much to be desired and is filled with disappointments. So, I've created my own versions of Weezer albums.

Because I can.

At first, I thought this was going to be an easy post, I had my deluxe albums already designed but as the time came to actually write the post, I started to re-think and re-visit my own track list. There were some major additions to be had.

Building a deluxe edition of any album offers the challenge of balancing between making an actual album as a listening experience and being comprehensive of the band's output in that specific time period.  On one hand, fans want everything. After all, any fan of any band wants every listenable track. Well, maybe not.


Exhibit 1: In How to Squeeze Every Last Dollar Out of Dead Person. I have mixed feelings about this. It's a cash grab, but no one is forcing anyone to buy this. I want Rivers COR demos and I would pay for the scraps too. 

My first impulse was to leave out almost all redundant tracks (i.e., "The Good Life" is tacked on four times on Pinkerton Deluxe)!  I wanted my deluxe album to be more than just collecting random live versions of songs.  And, you won't find any live versions on my deluxe albums.

However, before I decided to publish my deluxe album, I started having doubts. Did I get every track?  I am a pretty big Weezer fan but there's always something I forgot or something that got lost off of an old hard drive.

So, Weezerpedia, Youtube and Soulseek to the rescue.

Once I had decided to make it more comprehensive, there was another conundrum that I had to face. Should I include Rivers' demos or just the band material? In the case of Pinkerton, it would open up the track list to adding 10 or so more songs and end up including all of Rivers' scrapped space opera, Songs from the Black Hole. So I started to actually spend time in life to figure this all out.

Actually typing this made me realize what a nerd I am.

Here were some of my guidelines in building the track lists:
  • Music recorded as a band takes priority over Rivers' demos 
  • Rivers' demos are included if they were already included in the official deluxe release
  • Rivers' demos that are "significantly interesting" are included 
  • Songs that were not seriously considered for the final album were not included
  • Almost all band recording sessions songs are included
  • Almost anything that has been released that was recorded during the actual recording sessions of the album is included. 
So, here's the track list....

Blue Deluxe Tracklist

1-10  - Original Album
11. My Evaline ("Undone" Single)
12. Mykel & Carli ("Undone" Single)
13. Mykel & Carli (Death to False Metal - Album Sessions Rehearsal)
14. Jamie (DGC Rarities) 
15. Suzanne (Mallrats Soundtrack Version)
16. Suzanne (Alone III - Rivers' Demo)  
17. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly (Angus Soundtrack Version)
18. Lullaby for Wayne (Blue Deluxe - Album Sessions Rehearsal)
19. Paperface (Alone II - Rivers' Demo)
20. Paperface (Kitchen Tape Demo - Blue Deluxe)
21. Let's Sew Our Pants Together (Kitchen Tape Demo) *
22. Thief, You've Taken All That Was Me (Kitchen Tape Demo) *
23. My Name is Jonas (Kitchen Tape Demo) *
24. No One Else (First Real Demo) *
25. Say It Ain't So (First Real Demo) *
26. The World Has Turned....(First Real Demo) *
27. Undone (First Real Demo) *
28 Surfwax America (First Real Demo) *
29. Just What I Needed (Album Sessions Rehearsal - Incomplete) *

* Denotes commercially unreleased

^ First Real Demo is also known as the "3rd Demo"

Omissions

The biggest omission is that of "I Swear It's True", which is actually on the official Blue deluxe track list. It was recorded during the album rehearsals and in my estimation, it was a little rough around the edges. If I hadn't placed two different versions of this song on my Pinkerton Deluxe, it would have found a home here.  

I also omitted the "Undone" and "Only in Dreams" from the Kitchen Tape Demos, which are also on the official release.  The main reason is because I don't find them pleasant to listen to and in the case of "Undone", I find the "First Real Demo" version superior.

"Suzanne" from the "Undone" single was left off  because "Suzanne" from the Mallrats soundtrack is superior in just about every way possible.

A "flowing album" - there are few songs that were back-to-back, I simply didn't know where else to put them. Most people rarely listen to albums in order any way, especially one that is non-existent. So, the hell with a "listening experience".

Interesting Additions

I added the "Suzanne" demo from Alone III, largely, because it's a great song but I also really love that "Kurt Cobain" line that was dropped after his death.

After re-visiting the "First Real Demos" on Youtube, I really felt like most of it needed to be included. They sound great and they are different enough to be included in a deluxe set. I have no idea why the "Say It Ain't So" demo didn't make it onto the official release....so mysterious/lazy/stupid. Take your pick.

Finally, the album ends with a tragically incomplete version of the The Car's "Just What I Needed". The song was recorded during rehearsals for the album in NYC.  The band was just having fun, but it's still a pretty cool take.  Apparently, the tape ran out before the song was over. I think Karl or the band leaked this treat several years ago. 

Hopeful Additions 

There's hope that in time more material will be released, so there could be a few more tracks to be included in the years to come.  In the last 5 years or so, we received the "Suzanne"  & "Paperface" demos and the "Mykel & Carli" rehearsal track. Who knows what the future might bring?  

"In the Garage" Reprise - this idea was supposedly kicked around as an addition to the album.  I think there are at least a few takes and it would be sweet to hear - even if it wasn't finished or if it is incomplete. It's cool thinking Rivers started to see the themes of the album and how they could be emphasized for effect. Maybe a little foreshadowing from Songs From A Black Hole?

"Getting Up and Leaving" and "Jamie" - NYC Album Rehearsals.

Any and all Rivers' demos of the songs

LMU Sessions - I think "Surfwax" was attempted and an alternate "Jamie" was attempted. This was the session that "Jamie" was culled from (for a sound engineering student's assignment).  

"Tracking Roughs" - on Pinkerton Deluxe we got a few "rough tracks" (which really weren't that rough!) so any alternate takes would be awesome to hear. 

The Unknown  - Karl kept meticulous recording history chronology for this time period but we didn't have a clue about "Tragic Girl", so maybe there's something else we don't know about! 

That's it for now, I hope you enjoyed this post of Weezery goodness.

The Pinkerton Deluxe post will be coming soon!  

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Thought of the Day

Asking what someone else deserves will you get you no where and it ultimately, distracts from the true answer of what you or we should do. 

Honestly ask yourself, what do you deserve?

Friday, November 20, 2015

Fun With My Scanner: Burrito Boy

Found this beauty in a folder with a slew of notes, cartoons, weird stuff from the the late 90's.

ALL OF THIS IS TRADEMARKED.

If you steal this idea and make millions, I am coming after you. If you want to develop this for a CARTOON NETWORK show, contact me and let's make MILLIONS TOGETHER -- I have other weird characters that could appear and make this the next  ADVENTURE TIME.

Yes, that's right, now that this is on the WORLD WIDE WEB - I am sure this will take off ---get in now why you still can!!

Notice the beans spilling out of Burrito Boy. I love how the Devil is the actual antagonist on the show and that he looks ridiculous. Randy the chicken shows promise.  You might ask yourself why is there a tiny strawberry lifting a barbell? But don't, don't ask that question. It's better the world never finds out. 

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Monday, November 16, 2015

Dino Fragments

My three-year old just wrote a few songs last night and I recorded them.

I thought I would share the lyrics to my favorite version (they all centered on dinosaurs). This one I have entitled, "Dinosaur-Rock n' Roll"

Dinosaur
Dinosaur
Rock n'Roll
Dinosaur
Dinosaur
Rock n'Roll
Dinosaur
Dinosaur
Dinosaur
Rock n'Roll
Hey Love You
(Da  Da Da - De De De) - this is long bridge break down (about 20 seconds) that includes rhythmic tongue clicks.
I Love You
You
You
You
You
You
WHY ARE YOU
KILLING THE
DINOSAURS?

There's another alternate version that talks about killing people and Jesus as well ("Why are you killing people and Jesus? Because you're a bad guy!")

SO PUNK.

This weekend was interesting. On Friday, I heard a holocaust survivor speak on Friday, on Saturday, I heard a dude that used to be a sex addict and then on Sunday I attended part of a Sikh worship service.  Diverse to the max.

Feeling like my Ecuador Study Abroad is hanging by a thread. I have one application in (we need at least 4 more) and we've got 3 weeks to go. Frankly, it's not looking good.

Starting playing The Legend of Zelda on NES a week or so ago. Never really played as a kid. I've got 3 TRIFORCE. It's awesome, how did I miss out on this as a kid????

My good ol' buddy wants me to star in our Christmas play at church. I told him I would do it. Finally, my stardom has come after all these years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go get some TRIFORCE. In the meantime, breathe out the hatred, and breathe in the love.